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Thursday, May 2, 2013

UP 2 letter word


  2  LETTER WORD     UP
I'm sure  you will enjoy this. I never knew one word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep.

I did not write this article myself.    
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UP

Read until the end ... You'll  laugh.

This two-letter word in English has  more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is
'UP.'  It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj],  [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand 
UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come 
UP?   Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election (if there is a tie, it is a toss UP)  and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.  We lock UPthe house and fix UP the old car.

At other times, this little word has real special  meaning.  People stir 
UP trouble, line UP  for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UPexcuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed 
UPis special..

And this 
UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is blocked UP.

We open 
UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.  We seem to be pretty mixed  UPabout UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of
UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are 
UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with (UP to) a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding
UP.  When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP.  When it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.  One could go on and on, but I'll wrap itUP,  for now . . . My time is UP!

Oh . . . One more thing: What is the  first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you  do at night?

U

P
!

Did that one crack you 
UP?

Don't screw 
UP.

Now I'll shut 
UP! 
  

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